Friday, November 23, 2012

I'm Gonna Kick Your Butt

I had the greatest laugh in a long time this week. In the mean time, I was doing some reading and studying on creative mindsets and positive thinking. Good WooSah stuff. A small group found out that I was a trainer. They thought it was the greatest thing in the whole word. I mean, they were hysterical. They started pointing fingers and making jokes.

But they looked like a midget with a Napoleon complex, a redneck with a cowboy hat and a belly bigger than his truck tires, and the girl did the elliptical to feel the burn. "I work oouutt ... ! ... ??"

Really?

 I didn't let it get to me. It got worse though. My blood started to boil, and I was going to snap. I tried really hard. I did just enough to turn the jokes into threats. Didn't really do anything wrong. She didn't like it though. She started cussing up a storm.

 Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

 Everybody around heard the jokes and insults. It was like high school, and I was embarrassed by this girl. I was totally and utterly rejected. Violence is never the solution, but it can be an answer. That's why I take aggression out when training in jiu jitsu and swinging kettlebells. She wanted to kick my butt. That was her threat.

 *Exit Stage Right*

 I have been doing some extra reading and battling some demons and trials in life. Trying to get over that. So all of this creative mindset and positive thinking really caused me to have a huge revelation.


I was afraid of rejection. I find it hard to tell others about what I do. Or at least I did. I didn't know it consciously. I blame it on being afraid of dragons. Dragons are easy to slay, because they are just fairy tales. Fairy tales end in happily ever afters. Fairy tales also aren't real. So, either way, I win if I would just go out there and slay the dragon. I wanted to slay a few peasants the other day. But that could end badly. Shackles and Chains aren't fun for workouts. I don't want to bend bars to make my escape. And bending over to touch my toes is not an exercise I'll do in the slammer.

 I realized, I am passionate about what I do. As such, I work hard, bend over backwards to get those that trust in me the results they want and deserve. I am not going to let somebody else tell me what I am, what I am good at, or what to do. I love helping others. I don't want to let my fear of rejection stop me from helping you. I can't help everybody, but I can make an impact.

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